The first day of the school year: I will study and be a good student this year!
five minutes later: (ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
Louis: Me and Zayn tried to call Liam multiple times to sing happy birthday to him, but he refused to pick up
Liam: I had valid reasons for not picking up, which I am not going to disclose. And no, that was not an innuendo
Louis: Mmhmm...did you see the trends? The rude ones? Quite funny though, something about 'Danielle feeling the Payne tonight'
Liam: Oh yeah, I saw them...I'm not going to say anything...
crandoii: andrew-scoot: this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING I thogut hit was going tO POUR HIS TEA WHY COOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
did i invite u to my bbq? then why are u all up in my grill
zaynmalikfacts: He looks soo Badass ‘till you see his Shirt… Liam Payne, everybody. well that’s a very manly shirt (:
This guy’s face is probably the best thing in this scene:
How do you make holy water?
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it. This is the best joke.
Meanwhile, in the library...
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