January 2012
Asking Zayn for a pencil
You: Hey, can I borrow a pencil?
Zayn: Yeah, but it doesn't have an eraser.
You: Life doesn't have an eraser.
Zayn: That was deep...
You: yupp.
Zayn: ...
You: ...
Zayn: ...
You: ...
Zayn: ...
You: ...
Zayn: ...
You: ...
Zayn: I'm tweeting it.
i would take a bullet for you. Not in the head......
totally-relatable:
Only because
vivianduong:
Dang.
How it's gonna go down when I meet Louis...
Me: Hey Louis! Why did the Mushroom go to the party?
Louis: Meh, because he was a fun guy.
Me: But why didnt the fungi have the party as his place?
Louis: ....
Me: Because there wasnt much room.
Louis: hahaha, you're funny. Lets have sex.